Nappy hair

how your hair looks after taking a nap.

Rachel. You must have just woken up, because you got some nappy hair.

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Nappy Rash

The irritation or annoyance resulting from a relationship with a significantly younger partner.

Adam(26): I shagged that 19 year old chick the other night and now she won't stop texting me and stalking my facebook...
Joe(25): Sounds like you got a nasty case of nappy rash!

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Nappy Poo

The act of having a nap while simutaneously taking a poop

Jim: "What is taking Phil so long? He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes!"
Emily: "He must be having a Nappy Poo"

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nappy grabbers

your shoes, or if you are one of these you will notice that ugly "nappy" people follow you around or you are simply comming into contact with lots of ugly people today. today you are a nappy grabber.

your shoes, or just one of those days when everyone seems ugly to you. on that day you are a nappy grabber. most commonly affiliated with the shoes though.

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Nappy Boner

1)A bulge found in the Nappy or Diaper area.
2) A nickname for Napolean Boneparte used frequently in Mrs. Kelleys Modern History class

That boy has some extreme Nappage goin' on!
Would you look at that douche of a Nappy Boner!

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nappy up

To get into ones Climbing Harness(particular to Entertainment Industry)

" Time to focus the lights? I'd better go and nappy up then"

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Nappy Scanner

Someone who looks into used nappies for turds to eat. Also an insult to people to tell them how much of a scumbag they are

Dude, look at that guy he's Nappy Scanning in that bin over there....
Piss of you fuckin Nappy Scanner....

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