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Nathaniel Ford is inconsistent and flaky he's the type of person to love bomb somebody
n: I'm Nathaniel Ford and I want to spend the rest of my life with you
1 month later
n: I love someone else
Bad brother. Flake. Definitely not a holy God.
Hey are you coming over tonight?
No, I’m gonna pull a Nathaniel (Abi). I won’t be there.
A big roadman. NOT a femboy and is very straight. This wild adolescent is very awesome and does not tolerate being abused by a certain child.
Nathaniel Cock is a very cool roadman. Gotta love his sexy looks and big man muscles.
Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
Extroverted, creative, and talkative, a Brett Nathaniel is that little brother. You know, the one that gets sarcastic, but is simultaneously funny? He enjoys mac and cheese and has thick dark hair. They are often Gluten-free. Brett Nathaniels are great builders.
Boy one; Who's that Lego building genius in the corner?
Boy Two; Friend, I believe it's a rare Brett Nathaniel in his natural habitat, let's go play with him.
Boy one; Are you sure? I hear they're a little sarcastic.
A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus
• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend
• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing
'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis
Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:
Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt