electric water

pure liquid LSD-25, the good shit

that electric water got me trippin!!

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Electric giraffe

It is a solo sex act in which you start by wrapping your penis in in tin foil, followed by pulling your ballsack back to form a giraffe like symbol with your phallic member, then continuing to insert your tin foil wrapped genitalia into a live electrical socket.

Jim: "Drew how did you end up in the hospital last night?"
Drew: "I tried an electric giraffe and got some shocking results."

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the electric eel

Givin a chick an underwater zap, where the bitch gets a swirly and the shocker at the same time.

Gwendolyn was pretty freaky, but wasn't down when I gave her the electric eel.

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Electric Soup

Brain damage strong lager, as consumed by park drinkers.

Mmm.. electric soup...do you get croutons as well ?

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Electric Cucumber

1. a hide song
2. something to scratch your number on

1. "Hey baby scratch your number on my electric cucumber"
2. see example 1

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electric toothbrush

It cleans your teeth..... duh.

something that's fun to play with.

I cleaned my teeth with my electric toothbrush last night and i picked it first in whoonu.

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electric mung

Using a crash cart to deliberately induce the expulsion of genital body fluids from a fresh corpse. This is typically done when one does not have a munging partner and instead must resort to his/her own devices. Commonly carried out by medical students and EMTs, who have access to both crash carts and fresh corpses.

Man, I just got done with my midterm physiology exams, I think I'm going to go for an Electric Mung tonight.

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