Imam Finger

When a person is speaking and they raise their index finger (usually the right one) to emphasize the point they are making in an aggrandizing manner.

“Ever notice when Bobby gets all high and mighty, he lifts the Imam finger?"

wilma finger

The middle finger on your dominant hand. Used to finger bang a female in her wilma/vagina before fucking her.

Wilma finger do until I can get my pants unzipped?

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fingered

1.hurting yourself a word that can be used for many things.
2.somethink that is heaps cool.

1.'Oh fuck i fell of my skateboard n fingered my wrist'
2.'That car is totaly fingered man'

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Flinter's Finger

The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.

"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."

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finger pointing

To draw attention to something. Often used in terms of a person blaming something else. Fairly self-explanatory.

There has been a lot of finger pointing, but no one has yet found the one true cause of cancer.

Cheetos Fingers

Todd Clem, aka Bubba the Love Sponge, first used the term at 98 ROCK after using a Preparation H suppository.

Mike Waters: Bubba, what's that on your fingers?

Todd Clem: I got Cheetos Fingers!

Mike: Hemorrhoids?

Todd: Ya gotta go deep, brother.

No Finger February

Girls can’t finger themselves for the whole month of February! NFF

Boy - It’s NFF
Girl - What does that mean?
Boy - No Finger February! So you can’t finger yourself!
Girl - AWH FUCK!

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