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Another way of saying, 'very horny'.
Read it in a fanfiction by Neko Izumi in AFF.net
Dude1: Why are you late?
Dude2: My partner got infected by the mate-bacilli. You know what I mean.
Two or more individuals who have worn the same pants, etc. commando-style between washes.
'Sup meat-mate! Love those pants-- my dangle and eggs rode the wind in them just this morning!"
A chess trap that only complete morons fall for.
The game is infamous for being the "two move checkmate".
1. f3 e5 (f3 is already a rather useless opening, as no pieces are developed with its aid)
2. g4 Qh4#
White is mated in two moves.
This trap almost never occurrs in actual play, as everyone who has even looked at a chess board knows how obvious this trap is.
A similar trap is the Scholar's mate (which is Black's fastest loss) which goes as follows:
1. e4 e5
2. Bc4 Nc6 (Bishop's Opening)
3. Qh5 Nf6??? (Nf6 is a blunder to rule all blunders)
4. Qxf7#
Black is checkmated.
Again, this trap almost never occurs in regular play.
Most chess courses warn about these traps very early on, so anyone who actually falls for them deserves a dunce hat.
Bob: I played chess with my son, Bob Jr. I played Fool's Mate and he took it hook line and sinker.
Alice: Heh, funny. I started hanging out with the jocks in high school after a nerd humiliated me with the Scholar's mate.
Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.
"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"
"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
The act of having sex upside down in a closet.
Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
Same as cell mate. The person or people you share a cell in, in prison.
"Our new pad mate is a lifer" Said Jon, in a high pitched voice.
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Another way of saying "friends with benefits."
"Hey, is Meaghan actually dating Cameron?"
"Naw, they are just bed mates."
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