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Closet pedo

1) An older individual, usually middle aged, who intentionally seeks sexual partners who are as close to underage as they can legally get (18-22ish).

2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.

Person one: "I didn't know Ken had a granddaughter."

Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."

by Gokuisstrongerthannaruto August 30, 2019

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jordan the pedo

Raging alcoholics and also sniffs ket and coke every Friday night in the bridge. They call him the horse in a field

Have you seen Jordan the pedo

by Bongs and spliffs September 11, 2020


Pedo Paranoia

The belief that everyone and everything related to sex or sexual urges that makes people uncomfortable is pedophilia. A moral panic similar to satanic panic and the red scare.

"Wow, did you hear Jack is dating Lily? She's only 21! He's a pedo!"

"I think that's just pedo paranoia talking."

by lordathe November 12, 2022

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pedo anarchism

Pedo anarchism is a social and political movement that seeks to abolish all age of consent laws, and to destroy all adultist beliefs.

I believe in pedo anarchism.

by Bro 2012 May 10, 2023


pedo bowl

The urinal next to the one that is lower to the ground, specifically for children.

Most men prefer a cubical rather than take the risk at the pedo bowl.

by Johnny Green September 13, 2013


Pedo-pie

A combination of the terms "Pedophile" and "cream pie". No further clarification should be necessary.

"Timmy, would you please show the court on this doll where Mr. Goldstein touched you."
Timmy: *Points to doll's asshole*
Timmy's Father: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO-PIED MY 5 YEAR OLD SON!!! YOU'RE GONNA FRY!"

by Lavadog84 December 13, 2018


speedo pedo

A pedophile who speedruns noncing kids, within 1-2 hours. Very rare people.

Guy 1: Wip up those fryers, because i am sure hungry for one-
Guy 2: Fuck off, speedo pedo!

by LouisGDYTUrban January 1, 2022

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