nomming on the muffin

the classier way of saying eating out.

also seen as nomming on the muff or nom nomming on the muff(in).

Doe: I am extraordinarily hungry today.
Phosie: I'm not. I just ate a jar of pickles.
Brown: I know someone who isn't hungry.
Doe: Who could that be?
Phosie: Yeah, who?
Brown: Well Taco of course. He's been nomming on the muffin all night long.

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Insom-nom-nom-niac

A person that cannot go to sleep because s/he ate too much beforehand.

I'm starting to turn into an Insom-nom-nom-niac. I really should lay off the food before going to bed, now I'll be up for hours!

twat nom

To nom one's twat, or to eat one out.

Chatspeak for eating pussy.

"I WANNA EAT YOUR PUSSY!"
"Twat nom. Lawls."

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nom-vom

n. Slang for bulimia (bulimia nervosa), the eating disorder characterized by binging and purging.

v. The act of binging and purging, as associated with bulimia

- Have you ever noticed she heads to the bathroom after every meal?
- Yeah, I think she might have nom-vom.

- How's the treatment for your bulimia going?
- Okay, I haven't nom-vom'd in 3 weeks.

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Crotch nomming

Crotch nomming is the art of a male or female 'nomming' their partner's crotch. It is interchangeable by gender.

Crotch nomming is a term I got from a MMO... found people cybering in local... and they said AND I QUOTE, IN LOCAL PUBLIC CHAT "And then he leaned down and nommed on her crotch

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Nom Cult

a group of retards just trying to live through life, who also all have the same picture of Fitz eating a fry with the caption "nom”.

Are you guys part of the Nom Cult?
Yea, we all are.

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Nom Kippur

The time before the Jewish holiday of fasting and atonement, spent stuffing yourself silly.

Fasting for Yom Kippur always kills me... I'm going to eat so many bagels during Nom Kippur.

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