to have a cow

inf. to overreact disproprionate to the situation at hand.

1a. "When my sister found me screwing her friend Becky on her bed, she had a cow."

1b. "Is she kissing him dude? I'm about to bash his &*%ing face in!"
"Don't have a cow man. Let the slore ride."

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Have a Day

A phrase used to commemorate a dominant athletic performance, usually by an individual player.

Two goals in 8 minutes?! Have a day, Messi!

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have a nut

Go for it,
Help yourself.

When a friend says..." I need a cigarette break" you respond with "have a nut "

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have a karyn

To freak out. To explode with emotion. Action that coined when local Orlando celebrity had a public display of frustration.

I think that bitch is about to have a karyn.

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having a time

to be having an amazing unforgettable time. to be so happy you never want to stop.

"hey man what are you doing ?"
"I'm ... having a time at forum 2009"

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Have a cookie

Absurd phrase used to distract, deflect or add irrational levity to a conversation. Typically used by ignorant people who have no useful knowledge or relevant input to a discussion.

"I believe the Schrodinger equation fails to calculate the probabilities of certain outcomes in any state of the quantum system, what do you think?" "Have a cookie!"

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Having a laff

Having a Laff, aka danger wank.
Playing with yourself in a public place.

''What have you been up to''

''Not much just down the park having a Laff''

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