Rural Dictionary

horny

When one really NEEDS sex, or at least masturbation, probably what you are now.
Both males and females feel equally horny, contrary to popular belief. Enjoy the story below!

They went to the abandoned train tracks, far from civilization. Suddenly, he felt a rush of emotion (or horniness?) and pulled her to the ground kissing her. She realized where this was going, and kissed back, more horny than him. She felt his body and abs, flipped him under and ripped off his shirt. While kissing him, she brought him to the tracks n tied him w/ his shirt. Then, she stepped back and slowly stripped. As she went, his boner increased in size to 9 in, almost to where his pants would rip. So she tore off his pants and gave him incredible blowjobs, allowing him to cum in her mouth, deepthroat. He was so turned on he ripped the shirt and got to her. He trailed his tongue down her body, boobs, neck, earlobes. He ran his tongue up her leg, n ate her out w/ extra pressure on her clit. Her pussy dripped tons, n he licked it all up. She starting hyperventilating and moaning. She could feel pressure building, arched her back and orgasmed for a full min. He took it all in: beauty, cum, and then did it again. In the midst of the 2nd time he ate her out, her pussy was throbbed and she screamed, “FUCK ME! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!” He obliged, but to make her want him more (possible?) went in a few inches and pulled back. Again. again. But she grabbed him, grinded their hips together, and had him circling in her all the way to the base of his cock. they both exploded into eachother and fell asleep the soft grass and the pools of cum kissing w/ his cock in her pussy.

by phagocyte 95 August 29, 2010

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horny

when a guy or girl craves sex or sexual plessure. girls will massage their clitoris until they are wet, once they are wet the slip their fingers into their pussy and move them up and down, massaging the walls of their pussy, causing them to moan. really horny girls will lick the cum off of their fingers of spread it across their body, particularly their tits so they get hard. guys will stroke their dick starting from the head of the dick and down the shaft. they will begin to go faster and faster and faster sending them into orgasm.

girl:(rubs her clit)mmm, that feels good! (she becomes wet and slips her fingers into her pussy massaging it.)mmmmm, thats so nice, it makes me want sex. im so horny!
guy:(squeezes/rubs his shaft)god damnnn, this makes me so horny! i need a girl, i need to sit back and enjoy this without me doing all the work!

by wethornygirl1234 April 13, 2009

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Horny

when a person is extremely turned on.

a female's vagina becomes wet and she has the urge to hump someone/something. a male's penis becomes erect. meaning he gets a "boner" or a stiff penis that is longer and larger than usual.

Rachael awoke at noon. Nothing new, she'd been fired last week. It didn't matter anymore, she thought. She stretched as she made her way to the bathroom. She massaged her breasts and tried to make her nipples stand hard. They were bright pink, like pencil erasers. Satisfied, she thought she'd take a bath. She lit candles and climbed into the warm water. Once adjusted, her mind wandered. She recalled, in detail, the event that cost her a job.

She'd been sitting at her desk all morning, filing paperwork and going through resumes. She was tired and hot.. she could feel the beads of sweat forming between her breasts and thighs. Rick walked into her cubicle and teased her.

She liked him... many nights she'd masturbated in lust for him. Last night, she'd dreamt that they were making rough, beastly love in a hot air balloon.

Rick worked much faster than she did. Rick always stopped by to tease her while she worked. He loved the way she blushed and flirted when he stopped by. This time, instead of talking, she stared at him intensely and silently. She was clearly horny, undressing him with her eyes. Mesmerized, Rick walked to Rachael. Rachael and Rick sarted making out, and they were starting to get horny. Rachael's nipples became erect with lust, and Rick could see them through her white blouse, and Rachael saw that Rick had a boner. Rick caressed Rachael's breasts, while she opened his fly and let out his dick. Rachael got on her knees and gave Rick a really great blow job the best Rick had ever had. At first Rachael sucked gently, then faster and harder. She worked up and down the shaft, engulfing him completely. He combed her hair with his fingers, her thick red hair which he so loved. Unable to contain himself, Rick lifted Rachael up, and pushed her to her desk, undoing her skirt as she undid his shirt. Her shirt came off, as did his pants, Rick cleared the desk, put Rachael on the desk,and then started to have sex with Rachael. He was surprised at how wet and warm she was already, proud even. He shoved his penis deeper and deeper, ensuring that she felt his friction with every pulse. She moaned, softly, knowing they were not alone in the office. The fact turned her on. Rick nearly exploded, but pulled out just in time. He wouldn't stop there. He went harder, harder, faster, faster. She thought he was like an engine. He massaged her breast with one hand and her clit with the other. Her orgasms lubricated him, and she moaned loudly. She looked into his eyes moaning... "Ohhhhhh, oooooohh, oooooo harder, harder baby.. yeah thats it, i want to feel you deep inside.. aaaahhh, ahhhh thats it come on aaahhh". He didn't respond, but breathed heavily. He stopped for a second, and kneeled to eat her pussy out. It was sweet and warm.. pink. He tickled her clit with his tongue, and she cummed. It trickled to the black office carpet. When they were both exhausted and filled, they quickly dressed and got back to their cubicles, enchanted and possessed with dirty thoughts. A minute later, like clockwork, their boss, Bill, called them to his office over the intercom. It was a complete turnoff, but they made their way there. He turned on a TV monitor and replayed the entire sex incident, from start to end. Enraged, he said they were both to clean out their cubicles and leave the office, and they were fired. Rick left the office, in shock. But Bill asked Rachael to stay. He offered her a chance to stay, if she could pleasure him in the same way. The thought of his fat flesh on her made her sick, and she marched out, and left.

When she finished her bath, Rachael walked back to bed. Rick was just waking up. She took off her towel, and dripping with water, she saddled him. "Hey baby," he said. And she just looked silently into his eyes, and the fun began they had sex again and again. 5 years later Rachael and Rick got married and had more sex.

by bobthebuilder896 June 13, 2009

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horny

i hope this definition makes you horny!!!

Stacy was horny so she told her friend Nick to go to her house. when he walked in, she was in a lacy thong and bra. Stacy had DD boobs, a nice body and a nice ass, "hey Nick...follow me." Nick really liked Stacy for a long time so he did as asked. as soon as they got to her room, they were making out. Nick unlatched Stacy's bra with his teeth and ripped her thong while Stacy took off Nick's shirt and pants. His dick was 10 inches long. Nick then started to kiss her neck, finger her pussy, and massage her boob at one time. Stacy was moaning,"OHHH NICK!!! MMM RIGHT THERE!!!! OHHH BABY!!!"she came. then stacy pushed him down and told him to stand up.she got on her knees and gave him the best blow job he ever got. she deep throated him and he came. she ate it all up. then he pushed her to the ground and ate her out, tongue fucking her. she couldn't stand it."BABY FUCKME ALREADY!!" he did as told. he traced hid tongue up her body, stopping to bite her nipples and kiss them. she then put her boobs in his face and he loved it. then they were fucking hard, fast, and messy. they did all positions. after 2 hours, they called Nick's friend, John, and did a threesome. Stacy would suck John's dick John would suck Nick's dick and Nick ate Stacy out. then Nick and John watched Stacy do porn. then after John left, Nick and Stacey had rough messy sex all night and morning.

by YourHornyFriendd March 25, 2011

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