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system requirements

That thing you do not meet when calling a technical support hotline.

-Sorry sir, but you do not meet the system requirements and therefore do not qualify for support.
-Thanks for nothing asshole

by James Legroove February 6, 2004

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Metric system

A measurement systembased off the number 10, the size of the earth, and proprties of water. It was intruduced by French revolutionaries with the intention of creating system that was logical and easy to use, and because the previous system had been based on the feet of the king, whom they had killed.

In practical terms, one metre is a pace, half a litre is a large drink, which ways about half a kilogram, and all temperatures below -20 celsius and above 35 celsius are unbearable.

Theoretically all major nations except the united states use the metric system. In practice, all nations including the united states use a mixture of the metric system and older units.

Scientists generally use the metric system almost exclusively, but the average man on the street still finds it a bit abstract.

by Bergil June 22, 2011

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Solar System

1.A place where the planets, moons, comets, asteroids, and meteors are that orbit around the Sun. see
kuiper belt and oort cloud.

2.A similar kind of system around other star.

There are nine planets in the Solar System. They are discovering other solar systems.

by David March 8, 2004

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Honor System

A system whereby the people in a system are put on their honor to observe certain rules in order to minimize supervision or to promote honesty.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 1, 2003

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legal system

a corrupt system in place to in strict fear

BUT

it's corrupt for a reason: if people didn't break the fucking law, then they wouldn't have to go through it

bill told me to stop at the ben and jerries so he could piss in their garbage can, i said "bro you ever been through the legal system?"

by DankBuds November 21, 2009

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The Imperial System.

Fucking stupid.

Imperial-Using-Person: "How many feet-"

Literally everyone else: "Shut the fuck up."

Imperial-Using-Person: "What, why??"

Literally everyone else: "Because you use The Imperial System. Your opinion is invalid."

by ETHAN_Jร†DA November 15, 2020

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System Requirements

The requirements you need (RAM, hard drive space) to run a certain program. In most cases, they are not met.

System Requirements: Ten Squillion Megabytes of RAM.

by Rohan February 2, 2004

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