How many babies you 'ad?

I've had loads me!
Five in one sittin'

I've had loads me! Rough as arseholes and twice as dirty!

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1234 how many niggers are in my store

I KNOW YOUR STEALING

"1234 how many niggers are in my store I know your stealing"

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too many turns of the coat hanger

The reason that despite being fucked by thousands of people, elitists' mother does not have many many children.

No more contraceptive

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Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.

In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.

There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!

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80 to 90 times is too many times

a phrased used to say something has happened too many times. replace "times" with noun of your choice

80 to 90 times is too many times

80 to 90 shits is too many shits

80 to 90 plumpkins is too many plumpkins

80 to 90 Mexicans is too many Mexicans

80 to 90 "know'm sayin" is too many "know'm sayin"s

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so many puppies, so little time

Expression of repressed rage and anger at the world. Taken as a lament that with so many puppies (vulnerable shitheads/valuable commodities/etc) in the vicinity, one does not have the time or freedom to exercise one's creative vigour in destroying the whole goddamned lot of them.

Twenty CVs sent out, nineteen Dear John letters, one ignored. No money. So many puppies, so little time.

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I don't have many fucks left

I don't have many fucks left is When you really are on ur last nerve before SOMEONE SETS U TO THE DEEP END

I'm really starting to get to the point where I don't have many fucks left to give anymore because you're taking advantage of our friendship