Space Geese

Space Geese: A series of loud, foul smelling squeaky farts which resembles the cacaphony of a gaggle of interstellar honkers. Can be used as an excuse during the awkward silence after said fowls take flight from the anus.

Example 1: "Verily! Surrender yon booty or I shall be forced to free my legions of molten space geese upon ye!"

Example 2: "Jesus, what is that smell?"
"I think a flock of space geese flew by!"

double spaced

a scholarly term used by high school teachers and college professors for term papers/homework meaning half the work you actually have to do.

professor: you have an eight page paper due next wednesday.

me: aw fuck!

professor: size 12 font double spaced

me: sweet only four pages!

Space DILF

A sexually attractive older male with children that plays a space sim MMO (i.e. Star Citizen). They are commonly found among communities of reputable and competitive PvP organizations, such as Avengers Squadron (AVS).

Fran and BrE from AVS are my favorite space DILFs, I get moist everytime I watch them fight in Star Citizen's Arena Commander.

Space Job

A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.

Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"

Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"

Dead Space

A very good game that can ubdoubtedly scare a guy
/girl shitless, after the first five minutes of gameplay

Man1:dude want to play Dead Space.

Man2:no way I heard Jake's pants were never the same afterwards

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Dick Space

the manly term for leg room in the back of a car.

I dont got any dick space, move the damn seat up!

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Space Elf

Space Elves often kill Sylveons, from the pokemon universe while yelling “You’re so smelly!!!” They also have an obsession with Text to Speech.

Space Elf: You're so smelly!!!
*smashes sylveon with a hammer*
Space Elf: So stinky...

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