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a hot dog cooked in the microwave
Dude1: "man, I'm starved but I just have 5 minutes till my meeting..."
Dude2: "cook yourself some nuke dogs then, 2 minutes prep-time and you'll be ok for a while!"
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Although the Tactical nuke is know mostly from the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2" it is an actual weapon of mass destruction, or WMD. The tactical nuke, in lay men's terms, is a nuclear weapon able to be used in many different situations. The technically correct term for a tactical nuke is a Tactical Nuclear Weapon (TNW).
The brothers and sisters of the TN are the gravity bomb, short range missiles, artillery shells, land mines, depth charges, and torpedos. Also in this category are SAM's.
The bomb droped on Hiroshima at the end of World War II was equal in power to that of a tactical nuke.
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A monster hard on that never seems to end, until it's too late.
Damn! This trouser nuke's about to blow!
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A fart so loud and smelly it can cause death
His fart nukes are so bad he killed his best friend's father!
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Slang for microwaving chinese take out food.
Guy 1:Hey man I'm hungry got anything to eat?
Guy 2:Dont worry I'll go nuke the chinese.
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or nuke-a-burger franchise. Another name for McDonalds. Named so, for their use of microwave ovens. Nuke means to heat in a microwave oven.
Hey, lets find a nuke-a-burger and get something to eat.
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Its when a baby gives such an aggresive bowal movement it leaves feces up the back and front to the base of the neck. And runs down the childs legs and leaves footprints as the child runs around screaming. After a few moments the diaper falls off and lands on the floor. When the parnts find out there is no fabric untouched and both parents have to run from the house to throw-up. Clean-up takes a hour with a carpet steamer and the smell will never leave the house or the nose.
Wife: Honey do you smell that?
Husband: Sweet Jes... I'm going to...pass out...(THUD)
Wife: OH Shit we got a nuked Diaper honey...honey???
Husband: (gasping)..I need air.
Wife: Pussy
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