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A vast wasteland of desolation and despair similar to K Mart or Sears.
Wow, this city is so Upstate NY.
Their house is such an Upstate NY.
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He's not only a party pooper, he's straight Upstate NY!
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The largest shit whole in up state Ny. Its filled with disease infested Rednecks, and wanna be "Gangsters" The town consists of 2 bad convinces stores a falling down school.
Person one: You been to the little shit hole called Galway Ny yet?
Person Two: Whats a "Galway"?
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A small town in Upstate NY inhabited by around 2,000 inbred turds who do nothing but drink keystone light and blast knuckle children all over eachother. The girls there gather at the pink chicken and suck tons of cocks under the skatepark ramps. The men of this town enjoy heading over to Stewart's, across the street from the pink chicken. Where they stick their penises into exhaust pipes and pour copenhagen all over them selves while they rev their trucks up in the parking lot as a mating call to the girls sucking all the cocks. The number of people who live there that haven't fucked their sister or cousin is 0! The amount of inbred cousin porking action up there is due to the smallness of town. No one there knows how to read due to the stupidity caused from them coming out of an incestual washing machine that someone forgot to pour bleach in. Potheads and dopers wonder the streets aimlessly looking for goat and other farm animals to pork. That town needs a serious clean up and until they realize that sucking their cousins dick under the skate ramps won't improve conditions and that the protein from all the ingested semen is less then if the just cooked a regular egg in a pan instead of in their mouths.
No niggers allowed in Northville NY.
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A coffee and a cigarette. Occasionally joined with a bagel with a schmear
I woke up late so i only had time for a ny breakfast.
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A town that really isn't that pleasant. A small, ugly town in Westchester, nothing special about it except for the Jacob Burns Film Center, which no one in Pleasantville goes to anyway. Boring town with lots of girls with badly dyed blond hair.
Person: Oh, you live in Pleasantville? Is it pleasant there?(laughs)
Me: (fake laughs)Yeah...(plots to kill person)
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The whackest place in NY. Its really not even part of queens. Everyone from Bayside is SOFT. Basicly, Bayside is for fake ass gangstas and wanna be thugs. If you live in Bayside...Your a joke...no question.
"Hey, I'm from bayside ny. I enjoy dick in my ass, and I wish I lived in a real city"
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A wonderful town where I grew up and still live. It sits between three rivers, the mighty St. Lawrence, Grasse and Racquette, which are beautiful. Life is slow, people are friendly and you can leave your car running in the winter to run into the store without worrying that it'll be gone when you come out. Our town needs some improving, as do quite a few other towns in the USA, but it still holds history and beauty in nature.
Massena NY is a Small town currier and ives type place, especially in winter time.
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