October 1st

The day when companies,(such as Walmart & Hobby Lobby) start putting up Christmas decorations.

"You ready for October 1st?" "Nah, it`s too early"

October 22

National ask out your crush day

Friend : "hey its October 22 you know what that means."

*ask crush out

Probobly says no😂

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October 30

The day that you treat the shortest friend like a god/goddess.

Anyone who chooses not to do this can be sacrificed in any way.

“Hey, is that the shortie?”
“Yeah, but you can’t call her/him that, it’s October 30th.”

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October 18th

Hang out with your crush day

Catch up with the them
Kiss them
Hug them
Hold hands with them

It’s October 18th....start spreading the news

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october 12

National grab ass day. Grab as many asses as you can (with consent of course)

Mark: Hey bro, did you know it’s national ass grab day?

Liam: no way man! October 12 is my official favourite day *grabs Mark’s ass*

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October 12th

October 12th is the cutest person in the world it also has to be the dopiest thing in the world it also means to have a sweet personality and never will give up and keep on trying

Hey it is October 12th your birthday don’t be Dopey and use your sweet personality to keep people smiling

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October 23

National hug the shortest person you know day

Matthew: Sydney, It's October 23....

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