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A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.
"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
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Many/ multiple octopus. Instead of how the posh dildos say it as octopi or octopie or how ever they say the word.
Ben said: hey, wanna go swimming?
Karen said: Yes, sure, i love octopuses
Ben:Yay, wanna be my gf
Giving oneself praise. Glorifying ones own actions. Taking credit for what you have accomplish before anyone else has. An octopus has 8 arms and they are all patting themselves on the back.
Frank was octopusing out. All he did was give himself complements. self praise narcissism
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when you're an innocent little school girl, walking yourself home from the library and all of a sudden, you hear someone call you. out of curiosity, you turn your head, and your long pink hair flows in the wind, and sitting in the dark ally, is a hobo.
"what's wrong?" you walk over to the poor hobo, bending down next to him when suddenly his skin starts to tear and a massive octopus like creature shots it's wet, slippery tentacles at you, sending you screaming and sprawling into the street, somehow loosing your way too short mini school-girl skirt in the process. with good manners(because you are indeed a school girl) you scream and plead for the giant monster to be gentle as he wraps around your arms and dragging you towards it, spreading your legs and teasing you, letting you scream and plead.
"'ho shit, that girl just got octopused!"
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"Letting the octopus out", correlates the manner in which a friend will look when he is using all 8 of his limbs to consume drinks furiously .
"Bill is really letting the octopus out tonight!"
The October challenge, belonging to the no nut November and destroy dick December challenge family.
To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)
"Hey mark, how is your Octopus Orgasm October going?"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"
A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.
When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.
“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”
“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”