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A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.
"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
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"Letting the octopus out", correlates the manner in which a friend will look when he is using all 8 of his limbs to consume drinks furiously .
"Bill is really letting the octopus out tonight!"
The October challenge, belonging to the no nut November and destroy dick December challenge family.
To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)
"Hey mark, how is your Octopus Orgasm October going?"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"
A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.
When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.
“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”
“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”
Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.
Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."
Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"
Iam "What!? What did I do?"
Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"
Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"
A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch
Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him
When you absorb every management position available because you have pictures of the CEO getting gobbled off by an Indian truck driver.
Oh shit here comes the Octopus. Get ready for protected action bitches.