“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”
“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”
When you drink too much coffee, and it makes you uncomfortable inside and out
Man, I shouldn't have had that fourth cup of coffee, it gave me the Oklahoma Jitters!
When two prolapsed rectums touch.
After anally fisting, Mike and John gently Oklahoma kissed by pushing their prolapsed rectums together.
When you go down on a girl and pull her tampon out with your teeth by the string and do the helicopter with it.
She stared blankly at me as I sprayed blood all over the room doing the Oklahoma windmill with her soaked tampon.
Or
Hey girl, check this out you say with the string clenched between your teeth.
Or
Hey man I gave your auntie the Oklahoma windmill last night.
Oklahoma City is the tightest city in this part of the country, and Dallas. OKC got some of the crazies headbusten mufuckez you can find. If you say there aint no hood in Oklahoma City, take yalls asses down to the south side by SW 23. or the east side, NE 1st - 40th that area. The NW side got its hoods to. Lots of bloods, crips, and Tulsa Avenue Killaz (TAK)
theres some locco ass essays on the south side of oklahoma city
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A crack head town know for its fucked up people. Most people like to steal and fuck up your mind here.
Man Atoka Oklahoma is stupid. don't go there bro.
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When a guy chizzes in a yamica then places it on a girls head.
a rabbi busts in his yamika then places it on his wives head making it an oklahoma pancake
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