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pull a Todd

to leave one's own wife for a much lesser specimen

Q: "Did you hear that Joe left his really awesome wife for that ugly Jody chick with the crunchy blonde hair and 4 kids?"

A: "Yeah, way to pull a Todd on that one. What a loser."

by cheaterssmell August 10, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Dirty Todd

A guy who sucks dick for beer money and don't even drink.
A guy who belittles people to compensate his own small inadequacies
Just an all around bitch made guy who feels inferior and usually beats females to make himself feel tough

This person gave my my friend The Dirty Todd so bad I had to beat his punk ass down

by Isaiditbitch April 23, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".

whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?

by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turtle Todd

A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.

Look at Turtle Todd he thinks he's going to win

by Hjm1979 June 25, 2021


swiney todd

a person who feels swiney (swine flu) but doesn't necessarily mean that the person contracted the virus

Male 1 : Sorry can't go today, i feel feverish
Male 2 : A'ight Swiney Todd! Get well.

by unoneted July 20, 2009


todds balls

They're just so damn loud

dammit todd turn your balls down
todds balls are ridiculously loud
its like theres a kiss concert in the mans ballsack

by toddsballsguyfeeding December 18, 2017


todd warrior

The warrior of all things todd. In context a todd is a shut or something generally crappy. Thus making a todd warrior a supporter of all things shit

Cuh 1: "did u know cameron supports the giraffe football team"
Cuh 2: " but aren't they bottom of the league"
Cuh 1: " oh he's such a todd warrior"

by Thoughtsworthnoughts April 6, 2022