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When you roll your foreskin up to make a bowl for your blue oval.
I gave so many blue ovals my foreskin bowl is irritated.
The shit that builds up under your foreskin, usually developed on people who are lazy or the fact their parents didn't raise them properly.Oh and the fact that it pretains one of the most nasty smells on earth.
"Good Fucking Lord Carl, I can Smell the Feta Foreskin from here."
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When a man with an uncircumcised penis overlaps his foreskin onto the head of a circumcised penis. The two men then jerk off until they ejaculate. This will fill up the foreskin of the uncircumcised mans penis making it look like a cannoli.
Two men bought a house in San Francisco and as a housewarming gift the next door neighbors gave them a Foreskin Cannoli
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The dead, scarred flesh left as the result of too much cosmetic surgery.
After having her tits do the hokey-cokey one time too many, Jordan's bust still looked great from the top,
but the underside looked like Frankenstien's foreskin.
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A friend or acquaintance who is acting like such a complete "GAY" motherfucking douche bag or asshole that u just want to shove there head into the nearest port-o-potty
1: Hey quit being a foreskin nibbler before i whoop your ass
2: Why you gotta be actin' like such a foreskin nibbler
3: Dude you completely ruined any chance of being with Stacey because you were acting like a huge foreskin nibbler
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Gummibears that taste like foreskin. Foreskin Gummibears include, but are by no means limited to, all the "original" colours of gummibears, as well as stale gummibears and those that have literally been smothered by foreskin. It is a common misconception to believe that the foreskinish taste comes from the wax coating the bear. However, it has been proven on many occasions that all gummibears taste like foreskin, and to an extent, penis cheese.
"Shit! These gummibears taste like foreskin!"
"Gummibears and penis cheese taste the same. It's a scientific fact."
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When you put an apple in your foreskin...obviously
Person 1:Hey wanna see a foreskin apple
Person 2:oh yea sure I guess
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