I hate it here

A phrase said usually on stan Twitter when coming across something on the timeline or replies that is nasty, cringy, or just outright wrong.

Can also be said when referring to hellish irl situations that you wish you could escape.

*scrolling stan twitter on a normal day*
*sees dick pic, porn, and/or nasty imagines *
Twitter status: WTF I HATE IT HERE

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Ayo the pizza here

Can be used to express physical pain after falling down a staircase.

Ayo the pizza here oh nigga ahhhhh oww my ears burn.

YOUR WORD HERE

(Damn, you must be really bored.)
The sample text on an Urban Dictionary T-Shirt that you can customize and put a word on. There is a picture of an Urban Dictionary shirt under the like and dislike buttons. The caption sais

"The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you."

John - "Yo, what word should I put on my Urban Dictionary shirt?"
Brendon - "You should put YOUR WORD HERE so it looks exactly like the picture. By the way, your mom has cancer."

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Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

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here you go

an idiomatic expression that showed up in writing in the 1800s, is a casual way of saying “Here it is” when you give someone something that's requested.

The waitress brings your food and she says “here you go.”

Aw here it goes

A phrase coined by the late 90's show, Kenan & Kel. "Aw, Here It Goes" is also the name of the shows theme song preformed by Coolio. The phrase is used when a person knows something bad is about to happen, or has just started to happen. Similarly, it can be used when someone comes up with a crazy idea.

Nickelodeon: "Let's cancel Kenan & Kel."

Everyone: "Aw here it goes!"

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Here Goes Nothing

When we are certain the outcome of an/a activity/task will be a failure or when we know we are going to be unsuccessful but we still do it.

When going to give a speech on feminism , for which she wasn't prepared for, Brooklyn whispered to herself: Here goes nothing.

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