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floor ham

Cold cuts you keep underneath your bed when your hungry.

Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.

Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.

by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018


Floor Hamper

The act of using your floor as a laundry hamper. In other words, just throwing your clothes on the floor.

Mom: Pick up your clothes!

Kid: It's okay mom, there on the floor hamper!

by TacoInUrHat July 5, 2011


Floor Gang

The most feared gang with their strong leader pewdiepie. Do not mess with them.

FLOOR GANG!

by Maru_FK April 14, 2020


Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 18, 2016


Floor Screamer

The girl who keeps the whole floor awake at night with her screams and moans while having sex. Being the Floor Screamer doesn't automatically make you the Floor Whore though.

Ashley has a reputation as the floor screamer in snow hall.

by iTzJSw4g September 14, 2011


Poopy on the floor

The funniest joke known to mankind

Ethan: Hey Ben guess what!
Ben: Yeah?
Ethan: POOPY ON THE FLOOR *poop noises*

by WORMOxSQUIRMO November 10, 2020


have the floor

If someone has the floor, they are the person who is speaking in a debate or discussion.

May I have the floor for one second?!

by PolPol94 April 14, 2021