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jazz salt

n. A relatively uncommon euphemism for powder cocaine, originating from frequent and heavy use by many musicians in the heyday of jazz.

Mark: Let me get a lil' more of that yayo.
Sean: Haven't you had enough of the jazz salt yet, you dope fiend?

by Em Epher May 3, 2008

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brain jazz

a new name for ADD(attention deficit disorder) invented by the band Megafaun

having three hundred different conversations in three hours is a result of brain jazz

by saber tooth tiger April 11, 2010

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Jazz Snob

An annoying or stubborn person whom denies any, or most, kinds of music other than Jazz. Has a self-indulgent illusion of sophistication about himself and, in particular, his tastes.

They are usually 20+ and also fluent in poetry and 'the arts', and are the first to stereotype you, or anyone, and use this against them for the remainder of the said person's life.

In general; extremely obnoxious people whom are indescribably arrogant yet impossible to get through to due to the thick layer of love for themselves they have through their 'sophisticated' yet ironically simple minded taste in music and art.

The term's origin is unknown but it has been seen popping up in lyrics for various works of music across the musical scene;

A good example being in a work by John Zorn (avant garde music) whom composed a song called 'Eat Shit Jazz Snob". The Jazz influence in his music supported the hatred of such people and the level of hypocrisy they carry with them.

(Jon has long hair and Jonathan either has rather long hair too or did so a few years ago)

Jon: "Hi" *Pulls out earphones*

Jonathan: "What was that you are listening to, some horrible uninspired heavy metal music" *Sigh*

Jon: "Some unreleased compositions by Max Ritcher actually you JAZZ SNOB!"

by Zombi Ist Krieg May 18, 2009

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jazz mag

(Eng.) Slang term for pornographic literature.

"Gross, you got my jazz mag all wet."

by Mad Walrus August 7, 2002

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And all that jazz

A movie quote from 'Chicago', but usually used in slang to mean 'and all that stuff'

I'm writing a paper about the civil war era and all that jazz.

by MissingInAction March 7, 2008

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noodling jazz

Noodling jazz is the style of jazz expression when the artist rambles away from the basic tune (and/or rhythms and tones), and improvises.

"The 'noodling jazz' style of the famous bass player Ron Carter is fascinating."

by D. Klundt October 18, 2007

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Porn Jazz

The term 'Porn Jazz' relates to background music often used during scenes of a sexual/erotic nature.

The U.K TV channel, 'Channel Five' showcased a great deal of Porn Jazz during it erotic late night movies during the 90's.

That was some quality Porn Jazz accompanying Fanny Hill last Friday night.

by Roystonvasey18 July 22, 2009

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