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A situation that was thought by one party as hanging out between friends is actually a date in disguise.
Angela: So you know how I was going to hang out with Dave and his friends last night?
Jess: Yeah?
Angela: It was a total Sneak-A-Date! His friends didn't show up and he ended up taking me out to a movie where he tried putting the moves on me
Jess: Lame.
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when your fucking a girl doggy style you spit on her back, she thinks you've jizzed and turns around thats when you let her have it on her face.
" dude, she didn't see it comming. She turns around and was like *sigh* then BAM right in her eye"
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A marketing strategy that attracts customers, where a female bends over exposing more skin.
Rob: "Dude, Allie was giving sneak peeks to everyone today."
Tom: "I'm not surprised since she's single now. She is back on the market."
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A sexual move in which the male licks his finger, to show his female partner that he is going to insert it into her ass, when in actuality he sticks his cock in instead, thus "sneaking" it in.
"Jessica got so pissed last night when I gave her a sneak attack. I'm not surprised, I'm hung pretty well. Poor girl."
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The act of sniffing one's own fart heavily through the nose, followed by walking over and blowing it in someone's face through the side of the mouth. Its best not to be caught, hence the sneakiness factor.
Did you just see Reverand Norris give the little fella a sneak attack? That was crazy right there, he has no idea where that stench came from!
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The process by which a man goes down on a woman, then somehow he ends up sitting on her face with his dick in her mouth.
John was going down on me and the next thing I knew, he sneak 69'ed me!
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when you are about to ejaculate when you are having anal sex or doing doggy style, you spit on the ladies back making her think that you came, then when she turns around splurge in her face.
"Dude, it was funny as hell, i pulled a Sneak-a-Peek on 'er", Justin exclaimed.
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