come today and buy some corn

Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.

(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.

Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.

Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.

No milk today

No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".

I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy

Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz

This very obnoxious term is used to describe a g-mod (Garry's mod) creation which is skibidi toilet, while also combining a lot of brain rot terms which children usually find amusing, and fun to watch.

Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz! (About G-mod)

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today was pissin

Today was pissing;
In other words ;
Today was kickin
Today was bussin
Today was awsome

This phrase might be used after some fine ass day !

Dude... today was pissin!

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.