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Couch tour is when a person with no home manages to have a roof over thier head every night they sleep. People who do the couch tour usually will stay with a different persons place every few days to a couple of weeks, and will mooch or freeload and annoy the host; until the host tells the person to "get the fuck out". People that typically do the couch tour have multiple substance abuse issues, lack interpersonal skills and can not hold down a job.
My friends brother is an alcaholic meth tweaker, who can't hold down a job. He has no pernament address and stays with whoever will put up with him. He is constantly staying at different places, basically he is doing the couch tour.
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Like the mini van (two in the pink, a fist in the skink), it is when you stick two fingers in the vagina & two fists up the ass because like a tour bus, it fits two in the front & around ten in the back
Dude, my gf is so kinky! Last night she let me tour bus her for like 20 minutes!
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"To book an evening at wiki tours" means to start out reading a single article on wikipedia which in turn links to several other articles which in turn lead to other articles... you get the idea. After closing the last browser tab, you'll noticed that several hours have gone by and you've managed to click through from "the berlin wall" to "the abandoned pennsylvania turnpike". The task you intended to do in the first place quiete probably hasn't even been touched yet.
"Hey Frank, have you finished your paper yesterday?"
"No, not really, I had to look something up and then I was gone with wiki tours for the rest of the evening."
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aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.
Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.
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is the act of driving on the backroads while consuming alcohol and/or drugs. Best done in a truck packed with people. Also known as booze cruisin or crop checkin.
Terry: we have no after party
Leslee: I know a guy with a truck, grab your beer were going country touring
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French for ivory tower (a place of seclusion).
Come out of your tour d'ivoire and face the outer world bravely.
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a constant partying for a larger part of ones life, A life style that consist of non stop partying.
guy1:damn brah you beat
guy2: naw i aint got nothing on hard life
guy1: who that that
guy 2:dude over there he's like 20
guy1:who aint no one there but that old man.
guy2:dude that old man is hard life
guy1:damn.
guy2: told you brah life on tour is rough.
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