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Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste
some weird dictionary with real definitions
guy1: hey did you read the past dictionary
guy2: wtf is that
guy1:i smell a boomer
semen
The gametes of a male that unite with the gametes of a female to form a zygote.
the bleach smelling stuff that is released upon the orgasm.
"Dood why does it smell like bleach in the bathroom" "oh sorry i was wanking off and left my creation paste in the sink
Indian food usually comes served with a liberal portion of man paste
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Selling a thought, information, or style as your own to a neophyte so others can be impressd by your knowledge, even though you spent the last 78 minutes on the Internet looking up the info you are spewing.
The guys I work with copy and paste info to the customers so they can assert their 'GURU' status.
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Can be either smegma (the crust on yer balls after sex) or jizz.
I got a serious case of chode paste after banging that chick.
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The past future is a time where there are dinosaurs with robot arms.
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