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A man with the heart of a lion and one that is just fucking brilliant at everything especially cricket
Pat Cummins rolled through England’s fragile batting lineup
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When your girl jerks you off from behind and spits butter into your ass.
Last night my girl offered me a pat and tap it was a dream come true.
While receiving fellatio, you give a female a short hair cut. Upon climax you have said female sing "hit me with your best shot" as you cum on her new do........fire awaaaaaaaaaaay!
Justins mom loves The Pat Benatar. Shes a good singer.
This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)
Commonly used in Ireland, a Pat ferry consists of a high state of intoxication achieved as a result of drinking large quantities of Guinness and Jameson (Irish whiskey)
Named after Irishman Patrick Ferry who in 2008 died as a result of a binge involving the two drinks
1. Bartender, a pat ferry please
2. I got pat ferried last night!
On the 5th on January,it is international pat pat day. You are allowed to receive as many pat pats as you want.
1:Why are you pat patting me?
2:it is 5th of January,international pat pat day.
a show in thailand where women use their vaginas in unexpected ways:
1)pop out ping pong balls
2)smoke ciggarettes
3)shoot balloons attatched to the roof with a dart gun inserted into the vagina
4)drink a bottle of coke
and many other interesting/ horrifying things
leslie: holy shit!! what did she just do??
taylor: well leslie, to speak in a full sentence, thats pat pong for you.
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