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A man who is bad at doxxing and hasnt seen his pee pee in 5 years. Also someone with zero friends and reads at a second grade level.
Defined as…Boy, Brian is reading like a misfit patriot
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Folks who decorate their cars with every magnetic ribbon they can buy in a gas station. One is never enough....
The parking lot is filled with ribbon-patriots today!
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A group of some badass mother fucking high school students in Ontario!!!!
They're all freaking awesome and have tons of spirit!
GO PATRIOTS!!
LBP WHAT!?
And obviously they're the best athletes of ALL TIME!
Boy: LBP
Crowd: WHAT!
Boy: LBP
Crowd: WHAT!
Boy: GO PEARSON PATRIOTSS!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
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Usually tend to be bandwagons, that talk way to much about there team. The quarterback they support is a cheater and is arguably the best one ever
patriot fans can't get off the bandwagon
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When a person is hoisted up the flagpole by their underwear.
A Patriotic wedgie does make you feel a bit more American...
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Patriot Pussy: A phenomenon in the United States where young women are willing to have sex with a guy almost exclusively on the virtue of his military membership. It happens predominantly in Texas and other Southern States.
Patriot pussy is normally given under two circumstances:
- The distinctly American hero-worship of military members, which leads to sexual attraction. This form is typically subconscious.
- The desperate hope of getting knocked up buy a guy with a stable income, and the opportunity to vacate whatever podunk town you were born in. This form is typically premeditated.
Being stationed in Wichita Falls sucked, but I sure got a lot of patriot pussy.
good pa·tri·ot
/ɡo͝od//ˈpātrēət/ “Use the puppy/newborn voice”
A term used in a derogatory fashion to insult a person that has been indoctrinated with the qualities required to be susceptible to propaganda so they vigorously support their country and are prepared to lead us into facism.
My cousin thinks the election was stolen. They are such a good patriot and it makes me sad; which is why I am voting for Jasmine Sherman in 2024.