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an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum
Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now
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Sweeet pear half = vagina
Heavy syrup= cum
Your own= random pronouns
Girl you are my sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup. I love you pls marry me sweet pear
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Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.
I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.
A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")
Sephiroth: Shall I give you dis pear?
When there’s cellulite around the ass but you could still fuck it if you wanted to
“You see Gwendiline?”
“Yea bro but i heard she was a juicy pear”
🍐🍐🍐 “pear🍐 “ is a kid named natheer in my grade🍐🍐🍐
Kia: ask Pear🍐 to join the game
Sab:who?
Kia: yk natheer
Sab: OH yeah sure!
“Isn’t a female Adam’s apple called a pear?” -Sabrina
“...No” -Everyone