Rural Dictionary

Mumbly Peg

A game played with a large knife and a big space. 2 opponents stand approximately 10 feet part with feet together. One player flips the knife (preferably a large black combat knife) wide of the other players feet, in an attempt to leave it planted, blade first in the ground. Where the blade is stuck, becoms the new location for one of the opposing players feet. A shot on each side of the body effectively spreads the legs of the opponent. When the opponent loses balance, falls, is unable or unwilling to make his feet reach a new mark is deemed the loser and ridiculed mercilessly.
a. Flipping the knife close to the genital region in order to force the other player to flinch is acceptable.
b. However, actuallly hitting said region is forbidden and will result in everyone around mercilessly bludgeoning the life out of said attacker.
This is a drinking game. Any modifications involving alcohol are permissable and even encouraged.
1)Playing while holding a drink and attempting to balance and not spill.
2)Taking a shot/drink for each knife landing of your opponent
3)Loser drinks

While camping for PS3's we drank tattoo from the bottle, smoked ancient weed, and played mumbly peg at 3am in the freezing cold. Twas a good night altogether.

by They call me Polar January 14, 2007

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peg leg

a valuable young player who should be signed rather than traded.

Jeff Carter is a Canadian professional ice hockey centre currently playing for the Philadelphia Flyers of the NHL. Some people consider investing in younger players akin to sawing off your own leg.
If signed, Carter would be a peg leg.

by c_i March 30, 2008

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smoke a peg

To fellate a penis (or in slang, suck a cock)

"Go and smoke a peg, you dirty whore!!", or, "You peg smoker!!"
When used in a sentence....."Hey could u please grab me a glass of water??" (answer) "Sure, if you smoke my peg!!"

by Jonny Smith June 9, 2005

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