another term for masturbation
"Hey jim what did you do last night?"
"I pet the tuna, Steve."
a pet in video games mostly try to help you in your quest or game like they boost your attack power, dps etc and if people are dumb they may sometimes sell there only pet to a scammer but there is one flaw to it *drumroll* you can get the same pet over and over again if your a pro
Jack: hey dude you got a rare virtual pet there
Alex: yea i grinded sooo hard for it and don't you DARE try to trade me
Jack: oh please just trad-
Alex: NO
Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."
I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.
My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.
When a guy is so obedient and loyal to his girl/boyfriend, they are like a dog they can train and use.
Ben is so whipped, he's basically a man pet
This is what you get when you’re too poor to afford a real pet
Many people have multiple pets. A "precious pets" is one or more particular pets doted upon in a oft excessive manner so as to resemble the parent child relationship in humans. The pet owner's behavior may be marked by excessive attention to the pet, excessive concern over the comfort and welfare of the pet, or tolerance of otherwise unacceptable actions by the pet.
Kirk has several pythons but the ferret, which he calls his baby, is his precious pet.
Jane lets Rocky destroy her home because he is her precious pet.
a game where you just becomes a character same to Dragon Nest. But more fun and more cute
Person 1: Do You play Dragon Nest?
Person 2: Hell Naw, Pet Forest is way better!
Person 1: Really? I should try it
Person 2: Go eat Your heart out -.-