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pet the tuna

another term for masturbation

"Hey jim what did you do last night?"

"I pet the tuna, Steve."

by asslickertastic5000 May 1, 2015


virtual pet

a pet in video games mostly try to help you in your quest or game like they boost your attack power, dps etc and if people are dumb they may sometimes sell there only pet to a scammer but there is one flaw to it *drumroll* you can get the same pet over and over again if your a pro

Jack: hey dude you got a rare virtual pet there
Alex: yea i grinded sooo hard for it and don't you DARE try to trade me
Jack: oh please just trad-
Alex: NO

by hello i like to define things March 5, 2022


Flesh Pet

Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."

I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.

My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.

by JoeTurquoise October 15, 2020


Man pet

When a guy is so obedient and loyal to his girl/boyfriend, they are like a dog they can train and use.

Ben is so whipped, he's basically a man pet

by RicePudding May 20, 2016


pet poob

This is what you get when you’re too poor to afford a real pet

That pet poob needs a bath...

by Ya boi Pauls February 18, 2018


Precious Pet

Many people have multiple pets. A "precious pets" is one or more particular pets doted upon in a oft excessive manner so as to resemble the parent child relationship in humans. The pet owner's behavior may be marked by excessive attention to the pet, excessive concern over the comfort and welfare of the pet, or tolerance of otherwise unacceptable actions by the pet.

Kirk has several pythons but the ferret, which he calls his baby, is his precious pet.
Jane lets Rocky destroy her home because he is her precious pet.

by natxlaw November 4, 2009


Pet Forest

a game where you just becomes a character same to Dragon Nest. But more fun and more cute

Person 1: Do You play Dragon Nest?
Person 2: Hell Naw, Pet Forest is way better!
Person 1: Really? I should try it
Person 2: Go eat Your heart out -.-

by Ace of ♦ December 17, 2011