Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

pick up trou

To raise one's pants from ankle-level to waist, covering the nether regions; opposite of drop trou.

My buddy dared me to drop trou in front of a group of school kids. It was really embarrassing when the police officer told me to pick up trou before I was arrested for sexual harassment.

pick up ears

Pick up ears

Pick up ears listen to your favorite song

pick up order

when you get picked up by the popo.

I got locked because of a pick up order

picked up

what prostitutes refer to as busy

prostitute: i’m picked up
mom on phone: oh okay use protection

pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

Pick up the W

Antonym of Take the L. Picking up the W is used to describe a win, accomplishment, or plus of some sort.
E.g. Acing a test, winning a game of poker, suceeding in the stock market, proving a point, crushing someone in 1v1 basketball, etc.

I picked up the w, or picked up a win, by picking up two hot broads yesterday.
I pick up the w all the time.