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Hidden hemorrhoids that haven't dropped yet
Timmy's butthole was feeling quite itchy and aggravated when he woke up on Sunday. He turned to wife Sally and said "ugh I have Lurking Piles from all that pizza we ate this weekend; hoping those 'roids drop soon so I can get over it"
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A Niall pile is a process carried out by users of powder based drugs, such as stimulants.
A niall pile may refer to the act of pouring the powder out of a clear sealable plastic bag, (known as a "Baggie") into the small space between your thumb and first finger. It can also be placed onto any surface and snorted straight off it.
The user will then procede to put their nose next to the powder and inhale through one nostril deeply, using as what some may know as a Snooter (Small cylndrical snorting device).
If the "Snoot" has been succesful, the user should feel a deep rushing feeling and will be overwhelmed with euphoria and empathy. They may also often say phrases such as "I love you mate" or "Your my best friend" to people they have never met, all as a result of a niall pile.
The piles have no standard size and can be used on any surface making them a very quick and sociable form of taking drugs.
Person 1 : Dude i've got no card to rack up this fatty line,
Person 2: Relax, Just have a niall pile
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A group of people jumping on top of one another.
Hog Pile on Jimmy!
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adj: describing filling up a car with way more people than the car was originally designed to carry; a reference to mexican immigrants who try to illegally sneak into the US by cramming many people deep into vans or trucks.
"If all 10 you guys want to fit in my Honda, you are going to have to mexi-pile it.
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when someone exhibits characteristics that are just too dumb for words; saying or doing something that is completely and utterly lacking of any intelligence
Why would you do that? Don't tell me, just sit there like the big PILE OF DUMB that you are.
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a lazy ass person who takes naps once every afternoon in order to make it to the end of the day when they fall asleep again prolly on the phone with another pile who can can barely move so they talk on the phone.
man i wanted to hang out with this bangin chick today but im just to much of a pile to move from this spot.
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Used to describe someone who is a worthless human being, much like an actual pile of piss that has no value.
Damn dude, your brother is a total pile of piss
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