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I derivative of pity sex. When a action sports company sponsors and individual in exchange for promoting their goods not on the basis of being top talent but granting them status because they make up for lack of talent in other areas such as stoke, balls or age.
I can't believe that fat middle aged long boarder got sponsored by Breaking Boards just because he has more courage to ride huge scary monster hills; Or perhaps it's because he is older than my parents; Or they just feel sorry for him. Anyway, I am the best skater, he sucks, and I am going to hate on him because of it... pft! What a pity sponsorship!
An act of creating a post on social media to gain pity, may also be to gain likes or upvotes as well.
Greg created a pity post on reddit about not knowing how to gain karma. People feel bad for Greg not knowing how and gave him upvotes through pity.
To rub oneself after a sad event or out of pure loneliness.
"Kady was third wheeling with Ryan all night and felt sad, she went home and had a long pity rub"
A smile given by someone who feels pity for someone. A condescending type of smile, looking down on someone with pity.
The wealthy woman gave the homeless man a couple of dollars and a pity smile.
A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.
Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
When you like someone's instagram photo for the sole reason of the guilty feeling you have because the photo has like zero likes.
Tina's picture only had two likes after an hour so I gave her a pity-like.
When you fap to the thought of someone purely because you feel bad for them.
Person 1: "What's something you've done purely out of the goodness of your heart, but never told anyone?"
Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."
Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"