Please stop

bless you but for coughing

Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Please stop.
Person 1: Thanks!

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Please Mate

Originating from the Crown Poker Room, meaning "yeah whatevers mate".

Villain wins pot: As if you call me down with ace high...ship it!
Hero: Please mate. *disgusted*

Villain loses pot: As if you call me down with ace high!
Hero: Please mate...I knew you were bluffing.

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pleasing to the eye

- Xu Minghao (the8)

"Wow, Xu Minghao is so beautiful"
"I know, he is pleasing to the eye"

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Please Remove

Editors, please start removing lame definitions for the sake of humanity.

Oh, here we go again! Another genius decided to post something intelligent on Urban Dictionary. I feel smarter already.

Please Remove...

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nigger please

How you ask something of a nigger.

Jack (to nigger):
Nigger please take out my garbage. Thanks.

nigger:
Sho' massa.

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Yes please

A polite way of accepting an offer

Q - Would you like a drink?
A - Yes please

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Nigga Please

A statement you say when you don't agree with someone; Syn Cracka Please

Yo Im a G

NIGGA PLEASE

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