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Are you sure you want to wreck that pleasure portal with a ten pound baby?
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"With the incredible magic of the pretty bear, you too will be the best friend like a lot of many people all over the world."
Thus reads a chinese lunch-box, entitled "Bear Pleasurable." It has a picture of a teddy bear on it.
Kevin Zhang's "Bear Pleasurable" lunchbox was an endlesssource of entertainment
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a long, ribbed, undulating, pulsating stck of stinky rubber
"all the the cow wanted was my quivering 10 inch pleasure stick"
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When a male or female receives pleasure in the area in which they deficate. There are multiple ways of doing so.
Chris McLean and Marko Babic seemed to give all the bitches in town butthole pleasures with their dipping sticks.
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the perfectly scrumptuous pair of eyes of an underaged boy
Did you see those Orbs of Pleasure on that young studmuffin?? I just want to serve those bad boys on a plate with some marinara sauce and go to town on them
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When you work in customer service and you can’t say “Go fuck yourself” to a customer you say “it’s my pleasure” instead
Annoying Customer: “It’s about time” or “Can I get more ranch”
Customer Service Representative: “It’s my pleasure”
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