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When you go to have sex with a girl and you refuse to use a condom, and slip it into her without protection.
"So I lubes it up, and I droves it in her, and she says, 'What are ya doin'?' and I said, "Bitch, you're gettin' 'er bare pole tonight"
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penis, cock, anything phallic, penile
boys have scrotum poles and girls have vaginas
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The male member, described as seen at his most magnificent and in his full pulsating glory. Used to describe a cock of particularly impressive size, standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of his full height. This term was part of an exclamation of admiration at the sight of my penis by a participant in a dick-measuring contest I won when I was a teenager.
"Your dick looks exactly like a telephone pole!", she exclaimed when she saw my pulsing rock-hard member reaching for the sky.
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A city in Alaska, about 15 miles outside of Fairbanks. Almost the entire town is Christmas themed, to the extent that the light poles are candy canes, street names such as Santa Claus Lane and Saint Nicholas Drive, and the local Wendy's having Christmas decorations up all year. The population of North Pole is 2,226 as of July 2009, but many people outside of the city limits consider themselves residents. Nobody lives in igloos.
I do not live in North pole itself but consider myself a resident.
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An event in which a horse weaves between poles at a gallop.
Pole bending is for cowgirls.
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where santa claus is from.
santa claus is from the north pole
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