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When a woman expels air from her vagina, a queef.
I was 69ing with a woman and she fired a poon toot down my throat
Similar to that of human poon, robot poon is that of a robot. Generally when one refers to getting robot poon, it is the most magical and electrifying poon a man will ever receive in his lifetime. Many a men search day and night on end to find this mystic poon.
Ryan-"Hey you ever get that sweet robot poon bro?"
Sean- "No shot, i'll never get that robot poon, im just not worthy."
Ryan-"Sucks to be you brah, most magical poon of my life."
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Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.
Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.
"I started off passing out next to Ashley, yada, yada, I got me some spoon poon."
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Noun-A male or lesbian who has multiple current female sexual partners hoes and refuses to let any of his boys partake in the plethora of poon pounding
Hey Chuck, you know that I'm a newly divorced man! How bout throwing your boy one of your hoes and quit being a Poon Hogger!
Tokens received by a male while in pursuit of a female. Tokens can be rewarded by the girl you are in pursuit of when you execute down a successful action or phrase.
Similar to tickets being collected, saved and spent at Chuckie Cheese, the objective when in pursuit of a girl is to receive as many tokens as is necessary to obtain a prize.
There are some circumstances when one could save up hundreds of tokens, but still not be able to cash in a prize, while in other circumstances one could only need one or two, if any, tokens to cash in prizes. At times people walk away having earned a respectable amount of tokens but never getting a chance to cash them in.
I've been getting poon tokens from Jessica all week, I think I'm gonna get a chance to cash them in this weekend.
I told Katie that I volunteer that hospital and scored several poon tokens.
I brought my little brother to work yesterday and scored loads of poon tokens with the girls in my office.
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the weapon that is often used to slay poon...
"got a lighter"
"no but I got a poon gun"
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The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency
Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.
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