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Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.
Can you imagine anything more sublime than the spicy taste of Thai Poon covered in my hoisin sauce?
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A big ol butch bulldaggin' lezzie that's just a lunatic for the pussy!
Girl: Are you into eating snatch?
Bulldagger: Hell yeah lil momma, I'm a POON LOON!!
Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie.
She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns.
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When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
Daniel Poon
The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.
Yo mayte, stop poon tracking your mamma on me yeah?
The ultimate poon. waxed to perfection, and tighter than a jews wallet. Aged between 16 and 21. It can only be described as god poon.
*all hail the mighty god poon* - god poon worshippers
"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"
"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself
The act of drying your vagina with a blow dryer because you have run out of toilet paper due to the coronavirus pandemic.
Hey Rochelle. What are you doing with that blow dryer?
I’m hot pooning! Damn coronavirus!
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