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The extremely large, scary anaconda penises that you see in porno videos
Holy shit! His junk is huge, no not just huge, but like scary porno dick big! I would not want to mess with that trouser snake.
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The ultimate cocktease for the unwillingly confused, by our sick American Society, heterosexual male college aged romantic. That is, a young, bored and flirtatious trophy wife who posts a semi-fake ad to an internet dating site and proceeds to act like she's falling in love with him so that she can have the most authentically scandalous phone sex behind her husband's back.
Also related, a hyper-romantic female who goes beyond all of society's standards to be free, only to get trapped in a stagnant office job where she becomes that slutty professional who is obviously enjoying the insurance broker, hedge fund manager, congressman and county judge in all different holes.
Man, you just see that porno pixy blow by in that Benz! Shit, I bet her husband is paying good money for her dildo and broadband access as he loots the wealth of American society through collateralized debt. After all, a hottie needs her wand and spells in order to make any would be male sucker co-ed believe he is her soulmate.
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The occasional and involuntary watching of another man's dick often disliked, but a necessary evil in porn.
Fuck, man, that porno-dick-peek stayed on my mind even after 4 straight hours of hardcore girl-on-girl action.
Dude, as a porn-watching male, I tell you, it's a steep price to pay, but totally justifiable for the amount of pussy you get on porn.
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a milf that is older than 40 also you don't really know if she's actually a mother just because the youporn video says so
go to youporn enter milf and enjoy your standard porno milf
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something you say when:
1, you see cheetahs mating.
2, you see people fucking fast.
3, you see people fucking cheetah style.
safari tourist1: hey look those cheetahs are mating!
safari tourist2: whoah! cheetah porno!
jacob: uh... i think the people are fucking on the subway...
joshua: whoah! cheetah porno!
jenna: time to watch porno..
jenna whoa! cheetah porno!
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1) a great song by a ska band, the planet smashers
2) a mass sex shindig!
"did you hear? chelsea is throwing a super orgy porno party! you should go, it will be great."
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