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the disgusting sexual practice of defecating in another's mouth and then penetrating it.
no one has ever done the portland port a pottie, and no one ever should.
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A slogan that Portlanders say because Portland Oregon is "weird" because it's very progressive, has a lot of hippies, is a place where most people are very chill, free, and accepting, and has a lot of cultural things like a lot of people who ride bikes instead of driving, get tattoos, the art focused culture, events like The Naked Bike Ride, The Naked Goddess Swim, etc.
Portlanders kind of feel like Portland is slowly becoming not as good as it was before and kind of becoming just like other big cites because of things like so many outsiders moving there and becoming sort of an exploited tourist attraction because outsiders think it's so qUirKy and wEiRd, housing prices rising, gentrification, and construction of a bunch of weird giant condo buildings that everybody hates and thinks are stupid.
Portlanders tend to hate these changes a lot and wanna keep Portland the way it is because the people and the culture that makes outsiders see it as "weird" is what makes Portland the way it is and why so many people love the city so much.
tourist: "Wow like Portland like is like such like a like quirky city!"
Portlanders: "Go back to where you came from, cringe tourist! Keep Portland Weird!"
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When someone from that shit hole of a hipster berg physically grabs your hand and makes you give them a hi five. Because you absolutely wouldn't do it if you were not forced to.
Can also be retaliation/solid transition from when another person does a "Face!" and shoves their hand in your face after an insult.
"hey girl, whats the matter?"
"He just gave me a Portland Hi Five! Fuck Portland!"
"Asshole."
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A bitch ass school with a stupid ass principal and dumb fucking kids
Omg Jenny ur such a pwms
(Portland west middle school)
A place for mentally ill individuals who have nowhere else to go. It is a safe haven for those retarded and a hellhole for those who want to succeed. Drugs, retards, and terrible curriculum are located here! If you want any chance of surviving an then succeeding in life, avoid this mental asylum!
"Hey John, what's the worst school you know of?" "Oh, easy. Cleveland High School - Portland!"
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A three way with two lesbians and a straight man.
I think those lesbians felt bad for me, I thought I had a chance for a ‘Portland three way’.
Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.
Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"
by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...