risky posh wank

Having a wank in an easily exposed area of getting caught whilst using a franga so no evidence is found

"When I was out at the supermarket I had the urge to crank out a risky posh wank in one of the isles , It was jolly

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posh G-boy

When a public school boy wishes to mod up his VW polo and behave like lower class of townie motorists.

I say im such a posh G-Boy innit

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Ne Pas Posh

A Posh} way to say totally not posh
normaly used my posh teenage girls who are totally ne pas posh.

Teenage Girl 1: look at her shirt it is so ne pas posh!
Teenage Girl 2: ya ramdom it like is. She is like so ne pas posh!

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2 posh 2 push

entitled private school children who are too lazy and spoilt to do anything that requires
any effort and can no longer push further in their activity

private school girl: ‘this run is so hard, i’m 2 posh 2 push’

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

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pish posh apple sauce

Something that is total bullshit that only a complete dumby would believe. Usually people with no friends say things that are pish posh apple sauce.

I laid 3 times last night.
Thats pish posh apple sauce!

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street posh (stoosh) (UK)

adj. street posh Otherwise known as STOOSH ,Like bling .A person is stoosh when they drive a souped up car, i.e. not a rolls royce (thats just posh) Stoosh is taken but Street Posh is a correct UK usage of the word.

Dave looks stoosh in his bling and ting. street posh (stoosh) (UK)

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