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relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less important in shaping public opinion than emotional or personal beliefs.
Post-truth relies solely on personal beliefs and ignores any facts that may conflict with those personal beliefs.
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A calming 14-minute video that can help someone think about one's life, make someone sleep, be used as a lullaby, and potential music sample. A universal cureall to our dire needs.
Person 1: Yo bro, can you give me some music to help sleep into
Person 2: Yeah bro, try listening to Post Mortem
Person 1: Will it work?
Person 2: Definitely
Person 1: Send link then
Person 2: I can only give you this, it's all up to you to find it, 2A_bWVaKJrI
Person 1: Thanks bro I'll try my best
Emico can't wait to give the sound team another Post Mortem to help them calm down
The person who you always Bitch to ( not Bitch about)
Could also be refered to as your bitching pal/buddy. He/she probably doesnt care what your saying, but just listens. ( occasionaly joins in)
Tom: Argh, Tim is so annoying!
Luke: Yeah...
Tom: Sorry for being your Bitching Post by the way.
Luke: It's alright man...I don't like him anyway.
The act of coping with an upsetting experience by excessively posting on social media.
“Oh, Elon Musk is tweeting hundreds of times a day? He must be really posting through it after his breakup.”
the act of being a complete tool and douchebag. a small clique in the army notorious for being asskissers and homosexuals.
their common phrases include:
"Army Pride" and "Too Easy"... sometimes used within one another.
Sid: Hey man I flipped that faggot's bed.
Toby: He's such a specialist post.
Sid: Yeah, complete fucking tool.
Snider: If he says Army Pride one more time, i'm gonna fucking kill him.
*Australian definitive example.
Post-turtle
While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Queensland farmer, who got cut on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Kevin-07 and his appointment to Prime Minister of Australia.
“Well, ya know,” drawled the old farmer, “this Rudd fella is what they call a fencepost turtle.”
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost turtle was.
The old farmer said, “when you’re driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s called a fencepost turtle.”
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain,
“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he definitely doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dill put him up there in the first place!
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