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A mega promise between dem and haz after demi misspelled pinky multiple occasions.
"Are you ok harry?"
"Yes demi I'm ok.."
"Ponky promise me?"
"ponky promise."
When a plan is made after a night of intensive alcohol consumption and has a very low percentage of actually occuring. Called 'Pepperoni' , as this most likely occurs at a pizza place.
EXAMPLE 1:
"Urg, last night I told a guy in my class we should start a study group and be best friends. What a pepperoni promise"
EXAMPLE 2:
"Tomorrow I am going to wake up and be a better person. I am going to take care of myself, do some community service, oh yeah, tomorrow I start my journey!"
Next Day: " Yeah, that was a huge pepperoni promise.. I'm not doing any of that"
A promise made using alternative facts.
Obama lied when he said, If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan.
Nah, man, he just made an incorrect promise.
Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).
They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.
A promise that can NEVER be broken, used when with the homies.
Dylan: Yo you got pods? I'm dry right now.
Chase: Nah fam this is my last mango.
Dylan: Homie Promise
Chase: I swear
OR
Peter: Bro I swear I was at home and not at Julia's getty I homie promise, Nick was there he didn't see me there!
Nick: Facts
When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.
Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
When you lay your dick across her stomach and shout or otherwise assertively state, "I will find your mouth."
She didn't think I was into her but then I made the pimento promise. She knew I was in.