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Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;
1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it
2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him
In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment
2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!
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The rare exception of a short penis that can deliver surprisingly pleasant results.
His 2 inch punisher pleased me in a way that I could not imagine.
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RESPONDING TO AN EMAIL IN ALL CAPS TO FRIGHTEN, INTIMIDATE, OR OTHERWISE BELITTLE THE ORIGINAL SENDER.
My boss sentenced me to CAPITAL PUNISHMENT when I sent him that sick Dilbert cartoon.
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to pleasure oneself manually (male)
Mother cought me punishing the weasel, when I showed her the mess he made, she gave him a slap too!
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Powerful interests that are not subjected to normal legal proceedings, but instead are allowed to settle out of court and out of criminal charges, and keep their profits. In rare cases where prosecution and related settlements are even attempted, they seem outrageously small in relation to huge profits and the blatant disregard for the law by the perpetrators. Many would be easy to prosecute because the evidence is well documented by a large paper trail, and has thousands of potential witnesses that support the prosecutors case.
In many cases the "too bigs...." are responsible for massive amounts of damage to the economy and creating devastating personal losses for hundreds of thousands of people.
The banks have developed a fail safe way of robbing and defrauding their customers and tax payers, by pleading they are too big to fail, and too big to be punished.
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The (Not so secret) weapon of the Legendary Jonathan K Mina,
Its rumored to have a chilling irrrefusable call similar to the sirens from the Odyssey, But proves to be the effective while dealing with Asian jailbait
Asian Girl 1: Holyshit did you feel that 9 inch punisher yet? Its to Die for.!.!
Asian girl 2: No! But i dream of the day where i'm lucky enough!
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A request for someone's father or sexual partner to inflict harm on them for sexual pleasure
woman: "punish me, daddy"
man: "gladly'
S M A C K
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