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The longest and girthiest cock know to ever exist.
Wow! Chandler has a very nice Pima Python.
A creature on which is similar to the pitbull but has numerous amount's of abilities such as super strength and the ability to hang to ceilings it's proved to have great relation's to skinwalkers.
chill that's just my dog sunshine he's a python bull but he don't bite (the dog will tear you limb from limb if unattended).
When a males penis head turns purple.
Man i have a purple python head
An Atlanta Python is a gargantuan penis both in length and width (averaging from 14" to 20+ in length) that has the texture and pattern of the python snake. This condition is more common in Atlanta due to the high population of African-American people in Atlanta.
Girl1: "I slept with Jerome last night and it turns out he has an Atlanta Python."
Girl2: "Damn girl, you a lucky bitch, I only get Tod's tiny white dick."
a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way
some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python
When you have to piss and shit and the same time.
Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.
Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.