Rag rooter

The practice of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is on her periods.

Guy 1- "Hey mate, I just rag rooted your mother"
Guy 2- "Holy shit, you're a filthy rag rooter!"

phantom rag

the five days of extreme bitchiness, usually associated with the female menstruation cycle, that mysteriously occurs in pregnant females, menopausal women, or off usual cycle times in regular females. Also known as a ghost rag.

J: Do you know if Reba is having a boy or girl?
B: Who cares, shes being a real bitch today!
J: Oh she must be on her phantom rag.

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spank rag

The recipient of frequent masturbation, usually a sock or old tee-shirt.

Something smelled like graham crackers. It was a washcloth he used as a spank rag, which he kept under his bed.

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catch rag

A rag that is used to skeet into when you are wacking your dick. They are usually kept under your bed or by the computer and can be made from an old t-shirt or sock which ever you prefer.

Brutus has used the same catch rag since 4th grade. It's his lucky catch rag.

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Hoist That Rag

1. The second song on Tom Waits' 2004 album, Real Gone.

2. A sentiment based on the lyrics and tone of that song. To tell some one to 'Hoist That Rag' is to tell them that life is shit, but to stick it out.

God used me as hammer, boys
To beat his weary drum today

Hoist that rag

Hoist that rag

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Rags-to-rich

become rich after hard work

Uncle Eric is a classic rags-to-rich story. he had a few hundred dollars when he started, but now he owns a big business

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rag off

the process of jacking off

yo nigga i got blue balls so i'm bout to go jack off.

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