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Someone who appeals to a made up definition of "theological cult" in order to derogatorily call another religion a cult.
When I said that Rev. Jeffress was a rectum, I was using the definition of a theological rectum.
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A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.
"What's his problem?"
"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."
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The act of stuffing your testicles into someones asshole. A relatively new fetish, it is also done to reclaim much needed body warmth during periods of hypothermia.
After falling through the ice during my last ice fishing trip with Justin Beiber, he graciously allowed me to stuff my hairy beanbag into his ass to avoid dying of hypothermia. I owe him my life for Rectum Bagging him on the ice.
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When a man fingers himself so much that instead of fieces, a clear liquid comes out his rectum and puts the fluid in the refrigerator in a containor to drink lator
Friend: u wanna come to my place
Man: nah i just feel like 'rectum juice in the refrigerator.
*Guy Farts* OH SHIT THAT Rectum Ripper HURT
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A blasting, large stinky fart that usually sends people running,afraid of "after-shocks"
Man, I had to open the windows, cuz that was a 7.4 on the rectum scale!!
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Eating butthole jhbgvjhdbfjhskjsdfkjdhfkjsdfkjh
Oh, rectum chew on my grandma!
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