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When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.
Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.
The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.
Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!
Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.
Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years
Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?
Yeah, talk about instant regret
When you resent and regret meeting a coworker.
I have a regretment about showing him how to do his job.
When someone, usually an idiot, chooses to say psyche after something that would probably in retrospect earn them props.
This is usually followed by the idiot saying awww or damn it.
Guy: Guess who got laid last night? I did!!
Friends: Really?
Guy: Psyche!! Haha
(silence)
Did i do it wrong?
Friend: Psyche regret much?
The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.
Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.
As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.
The point of no return. Casually idling through life. Seamlessly not giving a shit
Honey.. Can you pass the liquid regret?